The following was just sent to me by a reader and I thought you might get a kick out of it. I certainly did.
John was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets,’
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the bells.
John’s favourite rooster, Barry, was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed Barry’s bell hadn’t rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.
To John’s amazement, Barry had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t
ring.
He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of Barry, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded Barry the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly, Barry was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the
most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at
sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren’t
paying attention.
Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible.
Says it all really. Mind you, some people speak really well with their mouth full!
If you liked that you’ll like this.
Unholy Alliance:Obama and Norway
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/Articles/Article.aspx/9111
That’s the best clean-dirty joke I’ve heard in a long time.
If you have a few more please share them.
I see you still have a soldier’s sense of humor. By the way, how about writing an article about those stupid kids who refused to go into the IDF.
Stewart David Nozette
Why was this man specifically set up and Israel the target country ?
Easy answer.Israel has a strong pro-Israel base of support in America and this was a SET UP,a purposeful entrapment to further erode this strong support.
They had to find someone who would easily fall into their trap and want to help a friend in need at the same time,a US ally.
They were not shopping for the China brand this time ,they’re holding too many US dollars and that makes them a harder target.Israel is the easy target always a preferable scapegoat.
Israel has already been made a pariah nation in the world by Satan and his world wide emissaries,the US is intentionally digging the hole a little deeper.
This only brings more guilt on Israel and pressure to toe the US line or else it’s only friend in the world will throw her overboard.
It’s pre-meditated pressure on Israel guilty of nothing except not willing to play the part of Czechoslovakia in the latest appeasement sell out drama to evil Nazi like Islamic forces.
The anti-Israel Islamic world is very happy only weeks after one of their own,al queda connected Najibullah Zazi was arrested in Denver for attempting to use WMD’s to kill as many Americans as he could.
There is no comparison between the two as the government media would hope to make with the American people to bring Israel down.
That is their evil game ,their goal because the Saudi’s and their oil own us now. They are no longer trading exclusively in US dollars and this is terminal for the US economy and so the US has to cater to Saudi interests or suffer more damage.
Look for more anti-Israel attacks from the US government coming soon. The US has a long track record of betraying friends and allies. The Shah of Iran ,the South Vietnamese are just a few of many.
This is where America in free fall is now setting up Israel for a further fall from grace.
It has to shed the long held special bond to cater to the Islamic world for purient interests.
The Federal Bureau of Incompetence could have just as easily used Russia or China or some Islamic country as the target nation of benefit but it was a one time very close ally and strong friend in the heart of the Islamic region.
This was planned at the highest levels of government to further damage a once strong alliance.
This FBI sting benefits the anti-Semites and takes the heat off the Islamic terrorists always being arrested here for their attempts to blow up things and brings down Israel to their level.
It removes Israel from status of friend and sets it up as an enemy not to be trusted on the same level as the terrorists they will never call Islamic.
They are leveling the playing field so as not to look biased in favor of Israel to the Islamic world.
Watch for the US government and their media lackeys to play this up in the news to assuage the Moslem’s here in the US and world wide that the US no longer has a special bond with Israel.
Really, procreation isn’t so bad.
The latest Nobel Prize winner does not sneak up on anybody.Everything, including his antisemitic-anti-american bias was out in the open. Those who voted for him did so with their eyes wide open for the failures of the previous administration, which started out with moral clarity and ended up with ignomitous pandering to the powers that be, big oil in this case. If Bush and Bushalikes was the best the R party could put up, then his counter-reflection could not be worse. So far he has done absolutely nothing, and this is exactly the way present day Europe likes the US to be, passive just like themselves. The real change would be when Obama pulls all US military presence from Europe, telling them to defend themselves if so inclined. Now that would be a true sneak-up-from-behind, Sodom and Gommorrah style, not procreation.
Somer Thompson
http://averyheavystone.blogspot.com/2009/10/somer-thompson.html
A classic. Thank you for sharing it, Caroline.